Homebound and winking at it

No, really. It's pink eye. I hate everything and everyone.

I can't leave th house, of course, because I'm contageous. I'm a big, goopy mess, and I have to sit around and study. I can't go to the gym, I can't go to choir tonight. Did I mention my hatred for the world?

No matter. I'm keeping occupied (see below... thanks a lot, Chrissie... like I didn't have enough crap that I needn't be wasting my time doing). My right eye inks constantly, without my having any say in the matter.

Grrrrrr.

Just to further emphasize my omnidirectional hatred, I'm making the world deal with this image. Taste my pain!